WATCH: It's the Great Halloween Episode of Verbal Vogueing, with Louis Virtel

In the latest, Very Special Holiday Episode of Verbal Vogueing — starring Movieline’s own beloved Anthony Perkins doppelganger and Madonna enthusiast, Louis Virtel — things get spooky. We’re talking Halloween cliches so tired they’re lazily wearing a slutty plastic bag costume from the gas station. But fear not: Louis is here to save Halloween with his snappy verbal stylings! Included within: The disembodied voice of Sandy Dennis! Sandra Bullock speaking German! Louis speaking in Twin Peaks tongues! Shudder What scares you to your core, dear reader? Previously on Verbal Vogueing…